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---- Please select a track ---- EATEN ONE OF THE TOYS I'LL NEED SOME FOOD TWO FRIENDS ROSS TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS BOTTOM OF THE WORLD SOMEWHERE OFF PISTE TRAMP UNIFORM CORRUPTING A MINOR HELL'S TEETH! IT'S ALRIGHT OFFICER BE COOL THIS IS MY CAR! I'M SUCH AN IDIOT THAT'S THE ONE GREAT IDEA SMASH A WINDOW LET'S CRUISE LET'S GET IN THERE CONRAD BLACK GOT ARRESTED ELTON JOHN'S DOG INVITED TO A PARTY NOT AS GOD AWFUL CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE WE'RE FILMING! YOU WANNA SHUT UP? VERY SAD CAN'T TALK NOW MAKE 50 THE NEW MINIMUM ARTWORK BY MADONNA I MUST TAKE THIS PRETEND I'M NOT HERE AVERAGE SOCIAL WORKER IT'S...FOR YOU FURIOUS NO LONGER MY ASSISTANT MASSIVE TIT PARTY SECRET PISSING MILLIONAIRE REPUTATION TO UPHOLD BUM YOUR EXCUSES AND YOU DO IT AGAIN! WHAT THE HELL?! LOWER THAN THE BASEMENT STAY OUT OF TROUBLE THAT PRODUCT THAT WE MAKE SPARE ME NOTHING TO HIDE DRY YOUR EYES BONO YOU HATE WOMEN HOMELESS BEEF WHAT'S GOING ON JOAN? WEEKLY REPORT WHAT HAPPENED?! PRETTY SURE IT DOESN'T LIGHTER AIRIER TOUGH BUSINESS WORLD I CAN'T READ! IS IT NOT? YES! YES I'M WEARING WOMENS SLACKS TWO WORDS KEEP IT TO YOURSELF DISCOVERED THE SECRET A CONFINDENT MAN SAY THE RIGHT THING NOT THAT SUCCESSFULL LOOK AT ME CONFIDENCE TRICK FUNNY VOICE JUST SHOOTING THE SHIT ARE YOU HAPPY PC WORLD IF YOU WILL TONIC WHAT'S WRONG ROSS? TALE THAT SIGN DOWN CLOSER TO LADIES TOILET USUAL MAGIC CANCEL SECRET MILLIONAIRE FOR ME I'LL TELL MY ASSISTANT @#$% IT I'LL CANCEL ONE HAPPY SHAREHOLDER GET PEOPLE TALKING SEXY AND CLASSY 500 ACROSS LONDON PERFUMED PORNO VAMPIRE FINEST IN SOOHOO HURRAY! NOT PRETENDING ONE THING I WANT TO SAY KILLING MY FIRST WIFE HEARD A FEW THINGS SING YOU CANARY! MY KIND FELLOW SOUNDS UNPLEASANT WHY DID YOU LEAVE? WHAT DID YOU DO? WORKED FOR A TIME FULL NAME PLEASE I SUPPOSE SHE WILL NO FURTHER QUESTIONS MY LORD MAURICE MOSS IS IT NOT? 4 MAURICE MOSS IS IT NOT? 3 MAURICE MOSS IS IT NOT? 2 MAURICE MOSS IS IT NOT? 1 THAT WAS RUBBISH NO APPROACH THE BENCH? WHAT'S UP JEN MAY I CONFER YES YOUR HONOR! NO FURTHER QUESTIONS WHO AM I THINKING OF? ISN'T TRUE YOU SAY? ISN'T IT TRUE? ABOUT THE REAL YOU WISE WORDS ARE YOU NOT? NOT IN ANYWAY CROSS BRILLIANT BIT COMING UP YOU HAVE YOUR ORDERS BUT SHE'S HURT BEAM THEIR CAPTAIN ABOARD THANK YOU FEMALE CHEKOV WHICH ONE? READ IT BACK? OBJECT TO WHICH WORD? YES YOUR HONOR BULLOCKS BRUSH TEETH HOW DID I WHAT? IT'S MY SUIT BRING IT ON CHALLENGE I RELISH IT GETS DONE SHE'S TERRIFIED WHAT I PAY YOU FOR OH I SEE TALKING STOPS IN COURT REPRESENT MYSELF YOU'RE FIRED! 220 TITTY MILLION BULLOCKS OLD CHAP BALLS FROM HELL SHIT TWINS BLOODY BLAST UP MY ASS BRING TO IT'S KNEES CAN'T BE SERIOUS 10,000 POUNDS I DON'T WANT TO DO IT WHY NOT YOU IT'S COMPLICATED RELATIONSHIP MANAGER ALREADY DIVORCED HER BEFORE NOW DIVORCE RIGHT NOW SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU REMIND ME? WITH LEGAL? DIVORCE MY WIFE TO MY WIIIIFFEEEE THAT IS NEW GIVE IT ANOTHER GO OH GOD! IT'S OVER VICTORIA FROM WHERE WE LEFT OFF I DON'T KNOW! INVISIBLE DESSERTS YOU WERE... CHEF'S OWN CELLAR HOW'S THE WINE BAD STEREO SYSTEM VICTORIA!? THROUGH THAT DOOR STRICT INSTRUCTIONS ON THE CARDS TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF GIVE ANYTHING MORE THAN WORDS ASSUMED THE WORST CAR WASH VANISHED TWO WEEKS OH MY WIFE?! QUITE A FEW VICTORIAS I KNEW RILEY EDIBLE MENU CHOCOLATE RADIO SHORT HELICOPTER RIDE MERRY GO ROUND OUTTAKE OBVIOUS DEAD WOOD HEAD OF HIRING AND FIRING A DOUBLE RUSE! BEEN A SUCCESS FEAR OF BALLOONS? LET THE REVELS BEGIN!! OH WELL JEN GEORGE LUCAS AS A TREAT MARK AND RAY? ATTENTION THEY DESERVE RIP HAHAHAHA ISN'T YOUR DAY AT ALL ONE BIG RUSE SAY A FEW WORDS HONOR BEN GENDERSON GET A SHOWER KEEP IT TO YOURSELF LINDA FOR HOW LONG? BIGGER THAN EVER WHAT DO YOU SAY? UNCERTAIN TIMES LIKE YOUR COMPANY FIRM FRIENDS LISTEN TO ME THAT CAN BE ARRANGED LONG PARTNERSHIP GET IT OUT OF HERE! CONNECT TO INTERNET? LAPTOP OUTSIDE MR BERNATELLI MEET JEN GENERAL LAUGHTER DOESN'T MATTER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? LAUGHING MAYBE YOU'RE THE BEST WOMAN CHAO! OHHH LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR VISIT VERY IMPRESSIVE SPEAK ITALIAN? BE A BETTER PERSON FOR SPORTS RELIEF EXCELLENT WOMAN DAMN GOOD JOB VERY CONVINCING MAKE OR BREAK BERNATELLI CONGRATS ON THE IPHONE IMPRESSIVE ODD AND DISTRACTING WEE WEE WALK NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET? HAHAHA!!!! WA HA HA HA HA!! GRAVITY IT DESERVES MASSAGE INDUSTRY TO ITS KNEES SERIOUS SPACEOLOGISTS NO LAUGHING MATTER GETTING A ROBOT HAND! TATTOO GOT INFECTED SSOSS NUMBER 3 ORIGINAL INJURY TERRIBLE ISN'T IT PUSH YOUR BACK UP GO LIKE THIS MASSAGE EXPOSE DON'T SEE A MASSEUSE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU MY HELICOPTER! READ A BOOK ON TATTOOS ANOTHER SUCCESS STORY ONE DAY ROBOT HAND DON'T WORRY JEN EXPLAIN IF YOU CAN BOUGHT A HELICOPTER WAITED TIL NIGHT YES DRAW THROW WISH VISUALIZE IT SKEPTIC JEN GIVE YOU A CLUE NEW HELICOPTER AH JEN NEVER AGREED TO THAT WORTH THE 50 POUNDS IT'S BRILLIANT SPECIAL EFFECTS GENIUS RAY DON'T DESERVE IT ALL OVER THE UK STAR MATHS WISHY THINKING SPACE STAR ORDERING WISH THAT'S COME TRUE THINK ABOUT THAT MET ON HOLIDAY HEAD ON TIGHT NOT A CULT NO RELATION BETH GAGA SHAGGY BETTER THAN SCIENTISTS DIDN'T KNOW TIL NOW SPACE WHAT IS IT? TAKE IT TO THE MAX HARDCORE NOT DRESSED FOR IT 5 6 7 OH YEAH OK LET'S GO! OK THANKS JEN THE NATURE HAS CHANGED MISSED A FEW? WHY COME IN? WHAT??? YES? PROBLEM SOLVED YOU BROKE MY HEART OF THE WOMEN IN IT INSIDE MY COMPANY JUST BULLSHIT WIFE KILLING RUMORS OH WHAT?! SECOND CHANCE THAT CLEANED THE PIPES THE BITCH IS CRAZY THESE ARE FEMINISTS WHAT?? MEET SOME WOMEN TAKE THAT AWARD BACK WHAT THE GLASS FLOOR CHANGING FOR THE BETTER AT LEAST I TRY NO ONE COULD MISTAKE ME CONSUMABLE WITH BUTTER WHAT DON'T YOU LIKE ABOUT THAT SHE HAD AN AGENDA WHAT TYPE OF SHOW? HAHAHAAAA SERIOUSLY ILL HIS HEART EXPLODED PLANNED SOMETHING RAUCOUS LONDINIUS HOLDING PENNIES DON'T YOU WORRY PHIL PHIL JOHN AND JOHN MEET JEN ENOUGH ABOUT OUR BALLS AWARD FROM THOSE FEMINISTS SAW THROUGH THAT REPORT HOLD ON A MINUTE HELD BY A MAN UGHH THAT'S RIGHT NOT FOR YOU ENTERTAINMENTS MANAGER HAHAHA NOT FOR YOU JEN YOUR MAD EYES I DIDN'T DO IT YOUR FAULT TEAR MY EYES OUT GLOOMY MORONS SEXY CONTENTS READY TO GO I CAN'T WAIT COME ON GOOFY THIS IS EXCITING EVERY PAGE SEXIER THAN THE LAST MAKE IT AS SEXY AS HELL NONETHELESS ROUTE TO KNIGHTHOOD MAKE A MILLION POUNDS JEN HI HELLO THERE I'M SHAGGING HER COME ON BE GAME GREAT THING ABOUT FRIENDFACE HAVING A PARTY HI THERE JEN WAAAAAH APRIL! NOT THE SAME IT'S OVER YOU BASTARD JUST GO BEYOND MY CONTROL TEARING ME APART OPERATION IT'S YOUR THING OF COURSE I DO NOT ME IT'S YOU OUR ADVENTURE ENDS NO PAINTBALLING WEEKENDS NO SEAGAL MARATHONS NO GETTING SHITFACED WE NEED TO TALK I DON'T KNOW OH GOD USED TO BE A MAN? ALONG THOSE LINES I'M VERY MODERN AS IF I'D BE WORRIED CAME FROM IRAN OH POPPET LOVE THE BLOODY ASS OFF YOU I LOVE YOU I FEEL ALIVE USUALLY CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE LIKE A DREAM YOU'VE READ MY MIND TOMORROW NIGHT? AROUND THAT AREA AMAZING! UP FOR IT? I'M NOT MOST MEN TAKES ALL SORTS DOESN'T BOTHER ME I DON'T CARE OH? GO ON CONDOM MACHINE BUT I DON'T CARE WHICH IS MY WANT HEART OVERPOWER MY HEAD I'VE SAID TOO MUCH AFTER DINNER CHARMING NAME NAME AGAIN? SO ENCHANTED HAHAHA DELIGHTFUL GOING TO HULL A NEW RESTAURANT IN PARIS?! TAKE YOU TO DINNER? A SURPRISING MAN AH YES HE SAYS AH YES CHURCHILL THE ELEPHANT MAN PLAYING GAMES WITH ME NO GIANT DOG HE WAS FICTIONAL TOO IT WASN'T WATSON GIANT DOG BUSINESS FICTIONAL? CHECK YOUR FACTS SHERLOCK HOLMES OK NO TRUMAN CAPOTAY SKETCH AS WE TALK ONE OF MY HOBBIES EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH BOX OH MANY THINGS OH YES THAT'S RIGHT WELL I'M THE BOSS NICE AND LOOSE MMMMMM GOOD WORK THAT'S BETTER TRY THAT WIRE FUCK OFF! FIDDLE ABOUT WITH IT PULL DOWN MY TROUSERS FIX MY PANTS GET ME IT! HOW CAN THAT BE EROTIC? THESE ELECTRIC SEX PANTS PANTS ARE BROKEN WASN'T EVEN SEXY A WOMAN OR AN ENGLISHMAN? MAGIC POTION 500 QUID EXCEPT PAINFUL TEA? TAZED IN THE BALLS DON'T SAY ANYTHING JUST CHARGING THEM PARTING WITH MONEY IS PAINFUL ALRIGHT ALRIGHT IS SHE ASLEEP? THANK YOU JEN I KNOW WHERE TO SIGN ROBBING ME BLIND CRAFTY IRISH BASTARD! LUCKY TO HAVE YOU EVEN IF IT ISN'T LUCKY TO SEE AN IRISHMAN BEING BY MY SIDE GENTLE IRISH ROY I'M ALIVE MUST CALL MARK THATCHER NOT IF I SEE. YOU FIRST NO I'LL SEE YOU LATER NOT QUITE READY LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE HITLER THAT LOOKED LIKE HITLER WAS THAT HITLER? I'M COMING FATHER REALLY HEAVEN? FATHER? EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM I MAY NOT COME BACK I'M GONNA GO I'M FINE PPHHHBBTTT THOUGHTS ANYONE? LOTS TO THINK ABOUT HE IS ANGRY MR YAMAMOTO HELLO I WAS BORN READY 3 HOURS TOPS DIAL 999 YOU LISTEN TO ME GO TO THE MEETING GET OUT GO RANTING ABOUT GUNSHOTS WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? LOUD EXPLOSION? WHAT NOISE? WHAT WAS WHAT? IS THAT MEETING TODAY? READY FOR WHAT? DESERTERS SHOT IN THE HEAD GRANDFATHER'S REVOLVER TAKE THAT LOLLYPOP MAN AH HERE WE GO WONDER IF IT'S LOADED I PROMISE FATHER! HELL'S HORSES WOW A GUN! I CAN HANDLE THAT DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME CONRAD BLACK HE'S IMPORTANT THE WHOLE COUNTRY THANKS ROY THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF MONEY I'LL PAY YOU BACK RPY GIVE ME 20 PROBLEM WITH YOU PEOPLE MONEY MONEY MONEY BEHOLDEN TO YOU CAN'T SEEM TO OPEN IT IT FIDDLE ABOUT? FEEL OUT OF MY POCKET HAHA YES LOST IT ON A HORSE FANCIED THE DAY OFF HANDLE SHAREHOLDERS YOU SEEMED HYSTERICAL YOU WERE HYSTERICAL THAT'S AN ORIGINAL WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM BEST ACCOUNTING SHIP IT BETTER GO GIRLS IPOD PARTY TRAPPED MANIACALLY IT'S HAMMER TIME VERY AROUSED 20 GOLD PIECES DAMN THAT SORCERER FALAFALS NEED PIPPING I HAVE SOME FALOFFING TO DO PERFECTLY NORMAL CUP OF TEA ALRIGHT I WILL THAT'S NONSENSE DON'T TOUCH THAT ALL THE FUN I HAD WHEN THE CAT'S AWAY WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? NOT THESE IDIOTS ARE YOU SURE? WHAT HAPPENED MAKE A DECISION DON'T BE DEAD FLY THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FUTURE WANTS IT BEG FOR IT FUTURE THRUSTING INTO THE FUTURE BIG HARD BUSINESS ENJOT IT MORE WITH TEA THEN SEE IT NOW DVD ANY THOUGHTS? ENOUGH JIBBER JABBER YEAH THANKS JEN ALRIGHT REALLY WANTED TO WORK FOR ME SEE THROUGH SEDUCTION WELL DONE JEN DRINK IT? HANG ON I'M LIKE YOUR PA TWO CUPS OF TEA CUP OF TEA? DRESS AS MY SEXY DEAD WIFE SELECTION OF LINGERIE DO ME A FAVOR? OUR FINAL MOMENTS DAILY THINK OF HER MY WIFE SHE DIED EXACTLY LIKE MELISSA GOOD GOD COME ON JEN HAVE FUN! MMMM KNOW WHAT I MEAN? MORE THOUGH BUILT A CONNECTION FEELS LONGER HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN? WHATEVER TEN MINUTES IN TWO NOW! COME WITH ME WELCOME TO THE 30TH FLOOR A PART OF ME seeeex SHE'LL SETTLE SEXY SHENANIGANS COME ON JEN I DON'T THINK SO WHAT? OPPORTUNITIES sex SIT ON MY BIG HAND NO STEPHANIE STEPH'S LEAVING BE MY PA SPUNK AND BALLS LOT OF BACKBONE CONFUSED, NOT YOU I LIKE YOU JEN YES PLEASE IF YOU DON'T MIND GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP WHICH IS WHY I'VE BEEN EXPECTING YOU HAHAHA FLY! ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT COULD HAVE CAUGHT IT ALRIGHT I APOLOGIZE LIKE I SAID, ACCIDENT WAS AN ACCIDENT I WILL USE IT WELL THANK YOU A THOUSAND TIME AYE JANE OR JAN OR SOMETHING PROUD AND WILL NOT HAVE ME WAKES A MIGHTY TIGER IT IS A WOMAN THE MAN I SEEK NO BUT DAMN CLOSE AYE! PLAYING HOOPALOO WITH THE WIND YOU?! COME FROM FAR BLIND WIZARD MAN GOOD SHIT THIS IS GOOD YEAH! HAVING A GOOD TIME HEHEHEHE ORDINARY BOY THEY AINT IT DOES MUSIC FROM SPACE ROY GOOD LUCK I ADMIRE YOU ROY EXCELLENT GONNA MOVE OVER HERE WITH IT RIGHT? GREAT YEAH AND NOW THIS I CAN'T KEEP UP REALLY WILD LOOK MY COMPUTER'S BROKEN ENTRARE ORDINARY BOYS EVERYONE'S A GHOST HE'S HIS OWN BROTHER THEY'RE ALL CLONES YOUR BOSS PEW I'M THE BOSS MAKES IT MORE FUN HALF THE FUN IT'S ALL A DREAM IT'S NOT EARTH ACTUALLY IN THE PAST I BET HE'S A WOMAN THIS FLICK HAS A TWIST! I'VE ORDERED PIZZA AND WINGS OK PUT IT ON WOW SOUTH KOREA? WHAT ARE WE WATCHING? HA HA HA HA SEAL THE DEAL WITH HIGH 5 BOSS EMPLOYEE THING IT'S COOLD HEY IT'S MY G THERE'S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR DVD AND CHICKEN WINGS MUSIC AND BACKRUB THAT'S NOT MY OFFICE WHOA THERE CHAO THAT'S SETTLED THEN NIFTY HOME CINEMA COME AROUND MINE? WHATS THIS? 24 HOUR TRIPOD HOT PIECE OF CHICKEN MY COMPUTERS BROKEN IT I KNEW THAT HOMOSEXUAL DEPARTMENT SORRY SOMETHING WORK RELATED WASN'T WHAT I WAS GOING TO ASK JEN HAVE A MOMENT? IT'S ONLY ME NEARLY AT THE STATION I LIKE THAT OH YES SORRY OLD MAN DONE AND DONE 10? SHALL DO HOOTSY TOOTSY BOSS I JUST MEAN FILES HAHAHAHA I'LL NEED YOU MORE WORKING CLOSELY WONDERFUL THANKS GUYS ALL GONE ERASE FILES? AND A MAN FROM IRELAND FATHER WAS PROUD OF IT THANK YOU COMPUTER MAN BRILLIANT GOOD LUCK EVERYONE YOU'RE FIRED SEE YOU ALL ON MONDAY RIGHT IM OFF GOODBYE FATHER ILL DO IT MYSELF TURN THAT OFF MY NEW FAMILY I PROMISE FATHER THANK YOU FATHER IM HERE PAPA QUIET WOMAN I DONT FOLLOW A SECOND TAPE SPEAK PRIEST! AFTER THE FUNERAL HI I'M DOUGLAS WELL WHO'S THIS? CRYING FATHER!!! HERE LIES A GREAT MAN WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? UNHAND ME PRIEST! FATHER!!