The Atomic Duke Nukem Soundboard

The largest Duke Nukem soundboard ever made, including new quotes from Duke Nukem Forever!

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by Maxi Pad - 167 tracks
Hmm, don't have time to play with myself.
Hmm, looks like I have the con!
Hmm, my kinda party! Wish I had time...
Holy cow!
Holy shit!
I ain't afraid of no quake.
I always said if there's a way to go, it would have something to do with wo
I am the king of the world, baby!
I could do this all day!
I go where I please, and I please where I go.
I like big guns, and I can not lie!
I love the smell of burnt crap in the morning!
I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass!
I see dead people.
I should've known those alien maggots booby-trapped the sub!
I think I'll climb aboard.
I think you need some down time!
I'd hate to kick my own ass, but it's gotta be done!
I'll rip your head off, and shit down your neck!
I'm an equal oppurtunity ass kicker!
I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!
I'm gonna get medeival on your asses!
I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
I'm not crying over this!
I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass!
Incoming!
It hurts to be you.
It's a good day to die!
It's clobberin' time!
It's down to you and me, you freak!
It's my way or... Hell, it's my way!
It's skater stripping time!
It's time to abort your whole friggin' species!
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all outta gum.
I've got Balls of Steel!
Last stop, total destruction!
Let God sort 'em out!
Let's go get a cold one. On me.
Let's go surfin' now, everybody's learnin' how! Come on and safari with me
Let's rock! 1
Let's rock! 2
Let's rock! 3
Life is like a box of ammo!
Life's a bitch, and then you die!
Looks like clean-up on aisle 4!
Looks like it's time for me to go postal!
Looks like we're about to reach our final destination!
Love! Exciting and new!
Makin' bacon!
My gun's bigger than yours!
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