The Atomic Duke Nukem Soundboard

The largest Duke Nukem soundboard ever made, including new quotes from Duke Nukem Forever!

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by Maxi Pad - 167 tracks
My name's Duke Nukem!
No goin' back now!
No way I'm eating this shit!
Nobody jacks with our independence!
Nobody steals our chicks... And lives!
Now I'm gonna kick your ass!
Now I'm really pissed off!
Now you see me. Now you're dead!
Now, this is a force to be reckoned with!
Ooh, I needed that!
Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark!
Ooh, that's gotta hurt.
Ooh, your ass is grass, and I've got the weedwhacker!
Quit wastin' my time!
Ready for action!
Rest in pieces!
Rockin!
Say hello to my little friend!
See you in hell!
Sewer scum!
Shake it, baby!
Shit happens.
So many babes. So little time.
So much for the rat pack!
So, who wants to dance?
Sometimes I even amaze myself!
Son-of-a-bitch!
Squeal like a pig!
Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!
Stop eyeballin' me!
Suck it down!
Take that, you dirty rat!
Terminated!
The work environment sucks, but I bet the benefits are nice!
There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die!
This is KTIT, K-tit! Playin' the breast, err, the BEST tunes in town!
This really pisses me off!
Time for a reboot!
Time to fumigate!
We meet again, Dr. Jones!
What a pussy.
What? There's only one of you?
Whataya waitin' for? Christmas?
Where is it?
Whistling
Who wants some?
Yeah!
Yeah, piece of cake!
Yippy kai-ay, mother f---er!
You guys suck!
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