by Rick Davis - 97 tracks Full Board $2.99
(animal, cow) Moo!
(animal, dumb joke) Horse snort
(animal, horse) Horse scream
(animal, seal) Irish Seal
(Pyro) EXPLOSION
(Welcome, Introduction) Come on Down, you're the next contestant ... - THE PRICE IS RIGHT
(Scary/Funny) Welcome - SATAN
AUDIENCE CHEERING
AUDIENCE CLAPPING
AUDIENCE BOOING
(Weather, Omen) THUNDER
(Silence, Awkward) CRICKETS
(Introduction, Shy, Happy) Hello, heeheehehehe! - SCOOBY
(Introduction, Evil) What is your name? - SATAN
Excellent! - MORTAL KOMBAT
(Flattery) So impetuous, but nice! (sarcasm) - PEPE LE PUE
(fun) Fun's just startin' neighbor - REDNECK
(Question) Gee let me think um, sure. ZIP!
(important message, urgent) This is about saving the future of humanity!
(I Don't Know) You don't know nothing, do ya? - STEVEN SEGAL
(Makes No Sense) You know? - STEVEN SEGAL
(Waiting, flattery, please, pervert) Do you mind waiting one moment, while I slip into something more comfortable? - PEPE LE PUE
(Sexual, chick) I love to do this when you are watching me - GIRL
(Hot Chick) CARTOON ERRECTION
(Waiting) If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer
(Waiting) If I sit here any longer I'm gonna have one severe case of asteroids - REDNECK
(Slow) Slower than molassis in january - REDNECK
(Please) Would you do it for a scooby snack? - FRED
(Excited) It'll be a pleasure, believe me (PERVERT LAUGH) hehehe! - ELMER FUDD
(Bad Joke) SARCASM LAUGH, that's awful, that's awful - FAMILY GUY
(Trick, Joke, Announcement) DRUMROLL
(Joke Punchline) COMIC DRUM HIT
(Silly Goodbye, Goofy Joke) COMIC SONG ENDING (short)
(Joke, Prank) TROMBONE
(Not laughing) Hey, that's a joke son, don't you get it? - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(bad joke, awful) Oh god, I thought that was absolutely dreadful - SIMON COWELL
(Confused, Not Listening) Any of this gettin' through to you son? - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Oops, Profanity, Blooper) CUKOOO!
(Gay Insult) Sucking d_ _ks - STEVEN SEGAL
(Insult, Profanity) Is this the setting for Profanity? - STEVEN SEGAL
(Offended, Annoyed) You don't talk like that around here, know what I'm saying - STEVEN SEGAL
(Pissed) What if I kick the ever loving ___ out of you?! - JOE PESCI
(Insanity, Time) CUKOO CLOCK
(Wrong) BUZZER
(Wrong, Mistake) No, no, no! You're doin' it all wrong - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Interrupted, Annoyed) Maybe that'll learn ya to keep yer big mouth shut! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Annoyed, Not Listening) Pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya boy! - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Moron) That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Weirdo) ... Boy's lost his marbles ... - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Mouth, Ego) Boy's gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Ego) Your balls are showing
(Ego) Holy Testicle Tuesday!
(Greedy) Right now all that's important to me right now is money, okay? - CHINESE
(Champion, Ego) I love gold! - GOLDMEMBER
(Brag, Ego) ... You a tough guy? Aacck! - STEVEN SEGAL
(Sorry, Friendly Foes) I tell you what, you stop resisting me, and I will stop resisting you - PEPE LE PUE
(Anger, Threat) I'm startin' to get in a bad mood, ya know? ... - STEVEN SEGAL
(Annoyed) Oooh! (sarcasm) Ya dern Crazy Galloot! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Hate, Annoyed) Oh you stupid Little Idiot! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Hate) Oooh, What a Grouch! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Threat) Yo ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower - REDNECK
(Threat) I'm gonna make him squeal like a chicken - REDNECK
(Threat) I offer you one last chance... return my device or be destroyed - FAMILY GUY
(Offended, Revenge) You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin Temple - CHINESE MONK
(Annoyed) Go away boy, you're bothering me - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Bye Annoyed) Adios you chicken pluckin little stinkah! - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Trainer, Wisdom, Warning) Never take your eyes off your opponent, (sarcasm) even when you bow - CHINESE MONK
(Match Start, Fight) Let's Get Ready to Rumble! - MICHAEL BUFFET
(Match Start) Fight! - MORTAL KOMBAT
(Game) Well the game is afoot - SEAN CONNERY
(Warming Up, Get to the Point) TAZMANIAN DEVIL SPINNING FASTER
KARATE KICK - HIT
KARATE PUNCH - HIT
(Ass Whoopin', multi-hit) KICK, PUNCH, SLAP, CRACK
(Stop, Rewind) CARTOON BREAKS SCREECH
(Stop, Wake Up, Car) CAR HORN
(Ouch) HIT TO HEAD WITH BLUNT WEAPON
(Ouch) THROW SMALL OBJECT, HIT
(Wake-up, Knocked Out, Drugs) CARTOON HEADSHAKES
(Heavy Lift) Uhhhggghhh - DAVID LEE ROTH
(Japanese Wrestler) Hu ha he hei!
(Anger, Annoyed) Gyyyyaaaah! - MORTAL KOMBAT
(Gun!) Here's my gun - DANNY DEVITO
(Low blow, dirty fighting) I'm not one to complain Mr. Referee, but I thought you said no rough stuff - ELMER FUDD
(Bye, annoyed) So Long Sucker, hahaha.... (uh oh) oooww! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Evil Orders) I command Thee (sarcasm) to embrace the darkness! - SATAN
(Evil, Funny) SCARY LAUGH - MORTAL KOMBAT
(Evil, Pervert) Hehehe, if I touch you, it is going to be most unpleasant - SKELETOR
(Idea, Suggestion) Oh yeah, (sarcasm) I like this idea - SEINFELD
(Fear, Monster) JAWS THEME
(Fear, Not Scared) I'm so scared (sarcasm), I wish I had a ham sandwich to calm my nerves - SHAGGY
(Hungry) I'm hungry enough to eat a baby's butt through a park bench - REDNECK
(Scared) It's a monster, kill it! - SIMPSONS
(Music, Singing, Attention Whore) Heeeeeyeeeeyeahhh - DAVID LEE ROTH
(Psycho, Murder) PSYCHO DEATH SCREAMS
(Loser) GAME OVER - PACMAN
(Loser) GAME OVER - MARIO
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