Fun sounds that can be played on a radio show.
(animal, cow) Moo!
(animal, dumb joke) Horse snort
(animal, horse) Horse scream
(animal, seal) Irish Seal
(Pyro) EXPLOSION
(Welcome, Introduction) Come on Down, you're the next contestant ... - THE PRICE IS RIGHT
(Scary/Funny) Welcome - SATAN
AUDIENCE CHEERING
AUDIENCE CLAPPING
AUDIENCE BOOING
(Weather, Omen) THUNDER
(Silence, Awkward) CRICKETS
(Introduction, Shy, Happy) Hello, heeheehehehe! - SCOOBY
(Introduction, Evil) What is your name? - SATAN
Excellent! - MORTAL KOMBAT
(Flattery) So impetuous, but nice! (sarcasm) - PEPE LE PUE
(fun) Fun's just startin' neighbor - REDNECK
(Question) Gee let me think um, sure. ZIP!
(important message, urgent) This is about saving the future of humanity!
(I Don't Know) You don't know nothing, do ya? - STEVEN SEGAL
(Makes No Sense) You know? - STEVEN SEGAL
(Waiting, flattery, please, pervert) Do you mind waiting one moment, while I slip into something more comfortable? - PEPE LE PUE
(Sexual, chick) I love to do this when you are watching me - GIRL
(Hot Chick) CARTOON ERRECTION
(Waiting) If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer
(Waiting) If I sit here any longer I'm gonna have one severe case of asteroids - REDNECK
(Slow) Slower than molassis in january - REDNECK
(Please) Would you do it for a scooby snack? - FRED
(Excited) It'll be a pleasure, believe me (PERVERT LAUGH) hehehe! - ELMER FUDD
(Bad Joke) SARCASM LAUGH, that's awful, that's awful - FAMILY GUY
(Trick, Joke, Announcement) DRUMROLL
(Joke Punchline) COMIC DRUM HIT
(Silly Goodbye, Goofy Joke) COMIC SONG ENDING (short)
(Joke, Prank) TROMBONE
(Not laughing) Hey, that's a joke son, don't you get it? - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(bad joke, awful) Oh god, I thought that was absolutely dreadful - SIMON COWELL
(Confused, Not Listening) Any of this gettin' through to you son? - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Oops, Profanity, Blooper) CUKOOO!
(Gay Insult) Sucking d_ _ks - STEVEN SEGAL
(Insult, Profanity) Is this the setting for Profanity? - STEVEN SEGAL
(Offended, Annoyed) You don't talk like that around here, know what I'm saying - STEVEN SEGAL
(Pissed) What if I kick the ever loving ___ out of you?! - JOE PESCI
(Insanity, Time) CUKOO CLOCK
(Wrong) BUZZER
(Wrong, Mistake) No, no, no! You're doin' it all wrong - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Interrupted, Annoyed) Maybe that'll learn ya to keep yer big mouth shut! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Annoyed, Not Listening) Pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya boy! - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Moron) That boy's about as sharp as a bowling ball - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Weirdo) ... Boy's lost his marbles ... - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Mouth, Ego) Boy's gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Ego) Your balls are showing
(Ego) Holy Testicle Tuesday!
(Greedy) Right now all that's important to me right now is money, okay? - CHINESE
(Champion, Ego) I love gold! - GOLDMEMBER
(Brag, Ego) ... You a tough guy? Aacck! - STEVEN SEGAL
(Sorry, Friendly Foes) I tell you what, you stop resisting me, and I will stop resisting you - PEPE LE PUE
(Anger, Threat) I'm startin' to get in a bad mood, ya know? ... - STEVEN SEGAL
(Annoyed) Oooh! (sarcasm) Ya dern Crazy Galloot! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Hate, Annoyed) Oh you stupid Little Idiot! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Hate) Oooh, What a Grouch! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Threat) Yo ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower - REDNECK
(Threat) I'm gonna make him squeal like a chicken - REDNECK
(Threat) I offer you one last chance... return my device or be destroyed - FAMILY GUY
(Offended, Revenge) You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin Temple - CHINESE MONK
(Annoyed) Go away boy, you're bothering me - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Bye Annoyed) Adios you chicken pluckin little stinkah! - FOGHORN LEGHORN
(Trainer, Wisdom, Warning) Never take your eyes off your opponent, (sarcasm) even when you bow - CHINESE MONK
(Match Start, Fight) Let's Get Ready to Rumble! - MICHAEL BUFFET
(Match Start) Fight! - MORTAL KOMBAT
(Game) Well the game is afoot - SEAN CONNERY
(Warming Up, Get to the Point) TAZMANIAN DEVIL SPINNING FASTER
KARATE KICK - HIT
KARATE PUNCH - HIT
(Ass Whoopin', multi-hit) KICK, PUNCH, SLAP, CRACK
(Stop, Rewind) CARTOON BREAKS SCREECH
(Stop, Wake Up, Car) CAR HORN
(Ouch) HIT TO HEAD WITH BLUNT WEAPON
(Ouch) THROW SMALL OBJECT, HIT
(Wake-up, Knocked Out, Drugs) CARTOON HEADSHAKES
(Heavy Lift) Uhhhggghhh - DAVID LEE ROTH
(Japanese Wrestler) Hu ha he hei!
(Anger, Annoyed) Gyyyyaaaah! - MORTAL KOMBAT
(Gun!) Here's my gun - DANNY DEVITO
(Low blow, dirty fighting) I'm not one to complain Mr. Referee, but I thought you said no rough stuff - ELMER FUDD
(Bye, annoyed) So Long Sucker, hahaha.... (uh oh) oooww! - YOSEMITE SAM
(Evil Orders) I command Thee (sarcasm) to embrace the darkness! - SATAN
(Evil, Funny) SCARY LAUGH - MORTAL KOMBAT
(Evil, Pervert) Hehehe, if I touch you, it is going to be most unpleasant - SKELETOR
(Idea, Suggestion) Oh yeah, (sarcasm) I like this idea - SEINFELD
(Fear, Monster) JAWS THEME
(Fear, Not Scared) I'm so scared (sarcasm), I wish I had a ham sandwich to calm my nerves - SHAGGY
(Hungry) I'm hungry enough to eat a baby's butt through a park bench - REDNECK
(Scared) It's a monster, kill it! - SIMPSONS
(Music, Singing, Attention Whore) Heeeeeyeeeeyeahhh - DAVID LEE ROTH
(Psycho, Murder) PSYCHO DEATH SCREAMS
(Loser) GAME OVER - PACMAN
(Loser) GAME OVER - MARIO
Recommended SoundBoards
This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. All of the classic one liners with a few extras! There have been new tracks added. If you only see 41, clear your browser cache!
Yb Better + Ratio + Loud = funny bozos (Suggest sum stuff you would want me to upload in the comments)
argaergerg
The ultimate Gears of War soundboard featuring clips from your favorite COG and Locust characters. (May contain spoilers) XBL: Crimson Carmine
Beam your phone up with these great ringtones from the Star Trek tv series. Sound effects from the star ships, computers and actors are here.
Go mobile
© Copyright 2007-2019