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00 - postal - A Christmas tree Guess it's never too early to introduce some major fire hazard into the home
00 - postal - A little scruffy
00 - postal - Aaah, now you can't say I never gave you anything for father's day
00 - postal - Ah, can't forget Uncle Dave's birthday. He always throws such excellent parties at the compound
00 - postal - Ah, hell bite my ass, that stuff is addictive
00 - postal - Ah, jail, a small slice of urine-stained heaven. With a little sodomy on the side
00 - postal - Ah, Krotchy, the hottest new toy this year. Hope they still have some in stock
00 - postal - Ah, that's gonna be sore tomorrow 1
00 - postal - Ah, that's gonna be sore tomorrow 2
00 - postal - Ah, that's the stuff 1
00 - postal - Ah, that's the stuff 2
00 - postal - Ah, there it is
00 - postal - Ah, this must be the one
00 - postal - Ah, time to part-ay with mr. Napalm!
00 - postal - Ah, voting day. The system may be flawed, but I'll do it because I care
00 - postal - Ah, withdrawals a bitch
00 - postal - Ah
00 - postal - And another one bites the dust
00 - postal - And done
00 - postal - And Joe Bob, son of Billy Joe Bob!
00 - postal - And one because I have ammo left
00 - postal - And one 'cause you're fugly
00 - postal - And one for Bobo the space monkey
00 - postal - And one for little Johnny
00 - postal - And one for the pope 1
00 - postal - And one for your mother
00 - postal - And one just because I can
00 - postal - And one more group offended. Guess I'm just not a people person. Good thing I have Kevlar! Wait, do I have Kevlar
00 - postal - And one to grow on
00 - postal - And ready, go
00 - postal - And steaks for the Psychotic Friends Network barbeque
00 - postal - Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members
00 - postal - Are you saving, again
00 - postal - Aw, cold turkey
00 - postal - Bless me, father, for I have really sinned. Really, I'm not kidding here. Big sinner. Yep
00 - postal - But how much trouble can I get into at a police station Hmm
00 - postal - But, I just started yesterday!
00 - postal - Butt sauce
00 - postal - Can't we all just get along Guess not. I better watch out for those guys from now on
00 - postal - Can't we all just get along
00 - postal - Choking
00 - postal - Close enough 1
00 - postal - Close enough 2
00 - postal - Come on, hurry up. I know you got minorities to oppress
00 - postal - Crap, now I'm gonna have to find it myself. They probably keep 'em in the back room
00 - postal - Crap, sold out. Figures, there are plenty of Larrys left
00 - postal - Crap. I thought I'd be home by now
00 - postal - Crap. Looks like everyone in town had the same idea
00 - postal - Damn, do all these people look alike or what
00 - postal - Damn, here I was minding my own business just enjoying my second amendment rights, and you people have to freak out on me
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