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00 - postal - Here, catch
00 - postal - Here's some lead for you to recycle
00 - postal - Here's your tax relief
00 - postal - Hey Ayatollah, how about some service over here
00 - postal - Hey Chico, I need an alternator for an '87 DeFuckYou
00 - postal - Hey! Now I can't feel MY legs!
00 - postal - Hey, Ayatollah. How about some service over here
00 - postal - Hey, I am just exercising my second amendment rights here, ya fucking communist
00 - postal - Hey, I know. You've fallen and you can't get up
00 - postal - Hey, it's not my fault. Book the kid with the keyboard
00 - postal - Hey, liberace, catch
00 - postal - Hey, look! It's uncle Dad!
00 - postal - Hey, mascot. I need a bad touch Krotchy
00 - postal - Hey, they left the door unlocked again
00 - postal - Hi there. Would you like to sign my petition
00 - postal - Hi there
00 - postal - Hi
00 - postal - Hmm, a long line. I suppose it was inevitable
00 - postal - Hmm, I suspect the motorcade will pass by without incident due to the fact that all the cars in this town seem to be useless, exploding
00 - postal - Hmm, let me fix that
00 - postal - Hmm, maybe I should have waited for him to tell me where it is. Guess I'll have to find it myself now
00 - postal - Hmm. All outta cash 1
00 - postal - Hmm. All outta cash 2
00 - postal - Hmm. It's been awhile since I've confessed. Hope I can remember everything
00 - postal - Hmm. Looks like the chad is still hanging on that on, but I'm sure they'll count it
00 - postal - Hmm. Normally I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though
00 - postal - Hmm. Nothing a coat of paint and some antibiotics can't cure
00 - postal - Hmm. Those weeds are getting pretty tall. Gonna need something extra strong
00 - postal - Hmm. While I'm in the neighborhood, I suppose I should leave something for the old man
00 - postal - Hmm
00 - postal - Holy shit! I am not racist; these people really DO all look alike!
00 - postal - How convenient
00 - postal - How'd you like it if somebody called YOU a lunatic
00 - postal - How's this sound You give me that last Krotchy doll you've got hidden up your ass, and I'll give you this freshly autographed Gary Cole
00 - postal - I am an equal opportunity lunatic
00 - postal - I AM the law! Ha ha ha!
00 - postal - I better drop this off at the arcade before anything bad happens to it
00 - postal - I better get my ass home before some psycho shoots it off
00 - postal - I better get out of here
00 - postal - I can relate, bro
00 - postal - I can't buy that
00 - postal - I definitely need more of that
00 - postal - I didn't expect that
00 - postal - I don't feel so good
00 - postal - I don't think so 1
00 - postal - I don't think so 2
00 - postal - I feel better already 1
00 - postal - I feel better already 2
00 - postal - I feel like shit
00 - postal - I got your affirmative action
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