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00 - postal - I gotta find more of that good stuff
00 - postal - I guess this crap ain't gonna get done by itself
00 - postal - I have faith the system will set me free
00 - postal - I hope the bitch appreciates the trouble I went to
00 - postal - I knew it 1
00 - postal - I knew it 2
00 - postal - I knew that stuff wasn't good for me
00 - postal - I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even like video games
00 - postal - I need some stakes for the Psychotic Friends Network barbecue
00 - postal - I need to take a piss
00 - postal - I regret nothing 1
00 - postal - I regret nothing 2
00 - postal - I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first
00 - postal - I think I'll need to keep an eye out for these folks. They're definitely hazardous to my health
00 - postal - I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work
00 - postal - I was wondering where the drop box is. Probably way in the back 1
00 - postal - I was wondering where the drop box is. Probably way in the back 2
00 - postal - I wonder how much these go for on eBay
00 - postal - I wonder if he'll say that Willis thing. Maybe I'll ask, I'll bet he likes that
00 - postal - I'd like a hot number 2 to go
00 - postal - I'd like to cash this pitiful and embarrassing check please
00 - postal - If there were stricter gun laws, this sort of thing wouldn't happened
00 - postal - If you say so 1
00 - postal - If you say so 2
00 - postal - I'll bet that door is unlocked
00 - postal - I'm bored already
00 - postal - I'm here to pay for this trumped up addition to some highway patrolmen's retirement fund
00 - postal - I'm here to pick up my normal clothes
00 - postal - I'm really gonna bust if I don't take a piss immediately
00 - postal - I'm so wrong 2
00 - postal - I'm so wrong
00 - postal - I'm sorry 1
00 - postal - I'm sorry 2
00 - postal - I'm sorry, apparently I'm feeling a little psychotic this morning
00 - postal - I'm sorry. I meant to do THIS
00 - postal - I'm sure that seemed intuitive in the design docs
00 - postal - It's for my mother, I swear
00 - postal - I've got a note that says there's a package for me. Last name's Dude
00 - postal - I've really gotta take a leak
00 - postal - Jeez, I better get that looked at
00 - postal - Jeez, if the sheriff turns out to be numbnuts, I'm gonna kill everyone and then myself
00 - postal - Jeez, looks like a goddamn town meeting
00 - postal - Jeez, people must have been pissing on that wall for a thousand years
00 - postal - Jeez, the walk home seems longer this time
00 - postal - Jeez, whoever designed this town was on serious crack
00 - postal - Just call me Dr. Euthanasia
00 - postal - Just kidding
00 - postal - Let's see
00 - postal - Look, just sign this stupid petition. I've got stuff to do
00 - postal - Look, we both know you have one of those toys stuffed up your ass. How much do you want for it
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